We went to a great resort – with at least 500 Druze tending to our every need, every desire, and I really wanted to tell you all the details.  But the computer said I was doing everything wrong and i was being invaded by aliens and i wouldn’t be able to fix it by myself and i might as well throw the whole machine in the Kinneret.

So the first thing i did when i came home was to check the computer, buy a couple of those amazing towels online that it seems only hotels in israel have, and open the website.  it’s fine.

So now we can say finally that our vacation was complete – with all the kids here for the seder – hagaddahs, cippahs. and shmura matzo provided by the Druze waiters, every table conducting their own seder when they felt like it – and a good time had by all.

The hotel was the Setai – and it felt like the White Lotus – except the water was cold, so we all gathered in the jacuzzi.  And there were no murders there that I know of.

And the zoom didn’t work right either.

they should have taken our electronic equipment away when we checked in.

hag sameach!