You know Tel Aviv is getting a light rail and a subway, right?  And you know the Chinese are building them, right?  And if you live in Tel Aviv, you know most of the streets are dug up and closed, and those that are open are so crowded with parked cars that there’s no room to drive through, right?  And there’s nowhere to park the car once you get there?   And still the prices of apartments have gone up so much it’s impossible to afford living there.  Here’s the reason – the Chinese want to make us move to those cities they’ve built for us in China!  

And maybe it’s not a bad idea…