So even though the turnout was really low, there were 2 comments you might really like. 

1. In Haifa, the mayor was turned out with an incredibly low number of votes – apparently the pigs didn’t bother to back her up.  2. Someone told me he wants to be buried in Bnai Brak, not that he has much connection to the place, but at least once every four years he gets taken out to vote.

Of course you have to know the context, but explaining a joke is so awful I’d rather not.