To understand what is going on since I got my booster shot today, first watch this Buddy Hackett video.

Now imagine me lolling in the middle of my bed, drinking the coffee Ezi has prepared, demanding dinner and asking him to do all kinds of things because I’m too weak.  “You know that big package of toilet paper up on top of the cupboard?  Can you get it down for me?”  And Ezi tries – first with a stool and an extender and then a ladder and a struggle because there is something blocking it.  And finally, he gets it down and brings it to me and I say, “Aw, I don’t want your duck.”   

Aren’t you lucky you’re not married to me.